Anonymous asked: I´m looking forward to seeing you again on January 31st sweetie
I’m looking forward to coming back ;))
Anonymous asked: Did she kill you?
Anonymous asked: You´re hot. John, you and me could do something together...
Intriguing offer, though if you haven’t noticed I’m a little busy at the moment…
Anonymous asked: A note appears attached to the bottom of your shoe. What is it? A receipt? Toilet paper? Rescue? The handwritten words say: "I like your smile. You could get away with murder if you did it more often." Considering you just came away from a murder, this might actually be quite useful. What will you do with it?
Considering the coincidence of this would be so ridiculous it would also almost be funny, I don’t even wonder if this note under my shoe is in fact meant for me. The next question would be: “Well, who’s this from?” Except the immediate answer that comes to mind is her. And because of that, I don’t smile. In fact, I hold one back. Because even though I hate her, and the.. predicament she’s put me in, something in me finds this is still, in a weird sort of level, a strange sort of ‘funny’.
I crumpled the paper and tossed it.
there is a bomb strapped to my middle.
Nights are getting chilly…
in this trunk.
It’s dark and it smells like…..Oh, God, what is that smell
I am currently residing in the trunk of the car of some crazy woman. I haven’t seen her in years and suddenly she shows up and kidnaps Ty-Ty and me.
I wonder how long the battery on this thing will last; She let me keep my bag with my laptop in it.
I don’t know where she put Ty; She separated us.
I guess this means she’s still mad. …
Anonymous asked: So are you alive or.... are yoU BLOGGING FROM THE HEAVEN???!
………..Blogging from the heaven?
But, what makes you think I’m dead!?
Anonymous asked: Evening, Mark. How's the wi-fi from my trunk? -Kara
Oh, HAH, that’s funny.
Not bad, if I may say so myself. Not bad at all.