Thursday, January 17, 2013

Anonymous said: I´m looking forward to seeing you again on January 31st sweetie

I’m looking forward to coming back ;))

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Anonymous said: Did she kill you?

Naw

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Anonymous said: You´re hot. John, you and me could do something together...

…….I

Intriguing offer, though if you haven’t noticed I’m a little busy at the moment…

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Anonymous said: A note appears attached to the bottom of your shoe. What is it? A receipt? Toilet paper? Rescue? The handwritten words say: "I like your smile. You could get away with murder if you did it more often." Considering you just came away from a murder, this might actually be quite useful. What will you do with it?

Considering the coincidence of this would be so ridiculous it would also almost be funny, I don’t even wonder if this note under my shoe is in fact meant for me. The next question would be: “Well, who’s this from?” Except the immediate answer that comes to mind is her. And because of that, I don’t smile.  In fact, I hold one back.  Because even though I hate her, and the.. predicament she’s put me in, something in me finds this is still, in a weird sort of level, a strange sort of ‘funny’

 I crumpled the paper and tossed it.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Presently,

there is a bomb strapped to my middle.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Nights are getting chilly…

in this trunk.

Monday, September 17, 2012
WHAT

WHAT

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

It’s dark and it smells like…..Oh, God, what is that smell

I am currently residing in the trunk of the car of some crazy woman.  I haven’t seen her in years and suddenly she shows up and kidnaps Ty-Ty and me.  

I wonder how long the battery on this thing will last; She let me keep my bag with my laptop in it. 

Wi-Fi…..

I don’t know where she put Ty; She separated us.

Heh.

I guess this means she’s still mad. …

Anonymous said: So are you alive or.... are yoU BLOGGING FROM THE HEAVEN???!

………..Blogging from the heaven? 

But, what makes you think I’m dead!?

Anonymous said: Evening, Mark. How's the wi-fi from my trunk? -Kara

Oh, HAH, that’s funny. 

Not bad, if I may say so myself. Not bad at all.