Anonymous asked: I´m looking forward to seeing you again on January 31st sweetie

I’m looking forward to coming back ;))

Anonymous asked: Did she kill you?

Naw

Anonymous asked: You´re hot. John, you and me could do something together...

…….I

Intriguing offer, though if you haven’t noticed I’m a little busy at the moment…

Anonymous asked: A note appears attached to the bottom of your shoe. What is it? A receipt? Toilet paper? Rescue? The handwritten words say: "I like your smile. You could get away with murder if you did it more often." Considering you just came away from a murder, this might actually be quite useful. What will you do with it?

Considering the coincidence of this would be so ridiculous it would also almost be funny, I don’t even wonder if this note under my shoe is in fact meant for me. The next question would be: “Well, who’s this from?” Except the immediate answer that comes to mind is her. And because of that, I don’t smile.  In fact, I hold one back.  Because even though I hate her, and the.. predicament she’s put me in, something in me finds this is still, in a weird sort of level, a strange sort of ‘funny’. 

 I crumpled the paper and tossed it.

Presently,

there is a bomb strapped to my middle.

Nights are getting chilly…

in this trunk.

It’s dark and it smells like…..Oh, God, what is that smell

I am currently residing in the trunk of the car of some crazy woman.  I haven’t seen her in years and suddenly she shows up and kidnaps Ty-Ty and me.  

I wonder how long the battery on this thing will last; She let me keep my bag with my laptop in it. 

Wi-Fi…..

I don’t know where she put Ty; She separated us.

Heh.

I guess this means she’s still mad. …

Anonymous asked: So are you alive or.... are yoU BLOGGING FROM THE HEAVEN???!

………..Blogging from the heaven? 

But, what makes you think I’m dead!?

Anonymous asked: Evening, Mark. How's the wi-fi from my trunk? -Kara

Oh, HAH, that’s funny. 

Not bad, if I may say so myself. Not bad at all.